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šŸš€ 30+ Modules

From HTML basics to fleet management systems that save real money

šŸŽ® Gamified Learning

Quests, achievements, and a sarcastic AI mentor who's seen some shit

šŸ’° Real Projects

Build automation that actually matters, not another fucking todo app

šŸ† PPD Certifications

Earn certs like "Certified Copy-Paste Eliminator", "Senior Bullshit Automator", and "Master of Making Computers Do Your Job"

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Programming Fundamentals

Zero to hero path for absolute beginners

HTML/CSS/Python/Apps Script

Complete gamification with brutal AI mentor

Python Advanced

Deep dive into Python mastery

C++ Fundamentals & Advanced

From pointers to template wizardry

Notion Mastery

Digital productivity that doesn't suck

GitHub Mastery

Version control from noob to pro

Developer Console

Browser DevTools debugging nirvana

CS Chatbot Development

Build AI assistants that pass the Turing test

Fleet Management (6 Projects)

GPS, Dispatch, Routes, Maintenance, Fuel, Drivers

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Data Analysis Academy

Turn data into decisions, not decorations

ETA: Q2 2025

AI Agent Workshop

Multi-agent systems & business automation

ETA: Q2 2025

Database Explorer

SQL to NoSQL, make data your bitch

ETA: Q2 2025

API Builder's Guild

RESTful APIs that actually rest

ETA: Q3 2025

Business Automation Toolkit

ROI calculators & process automation

ETA: Q3 2025

Cloud Computing Expedition

AWS/Azure/GCP without the bullshit

ETA: Q3 2025

DevOps Dojo

CI/CD, containers, and chaos engineering

ETA: Q3 2025

Data Visualization Masterclass

Make executives weep with beautiful charts

ETA: Q4 2025

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Mobile App Adventure

React Native/Flutter without the tears

ETA: Q4 2025

Simple Hacker Shit

Basic security testing & system exploration

ETA: Q4 2025

Advanced Hacker Shit

Pen testing, bug bounties & ethical hacking

ETA: Q4 2025

Web Development Quest

Full-stack development that actually stacks

ETA: Q2 2025

Data Structures & Algorithms

Big O notation without the big confusion

ETA: Q3 2025

Computer Science Concepts

OS, networking, and shit that matters

ETA: Q3 2025

Microsoft 365 Integration

Automate Office like a corporate ninja

ETA: Q3 2025

Industry Solutions Pack

Retail, Healthcare, Manufacturing automation

ETA: Q4 2025